It's official...

[bobjugs12]

I am a total wuss!
NoM took me out for a curry last night. Not only did she order a vindaloo (as opposed to my kashmir), when I tried some of hers it felt like someone had set fire to my head!!
Then we went for drinks afterward and she outdrank me. I am no longer an alpha-male and I will punish myself as a result!
:(

[B00]

Yeah, as curry maketh the man....

[bobjugs12]

Do you think I should give up altogether and buy myself a pink apron :(

[zzxxee]

Ha Ha Bobjugs you big girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B00]

yes

[zzxxee]

shall we just call you Roberta instead of Bob??

[Sqad]

bobjugs.....you are a big disappointment to me in so short a time, so to show what sort of man you are and the efficacy of my tutoring, take he across your knee, pull up her skirt, pull down her knickers, give her @rse a good smacking and say "By God, I needed that"

[B00]

Ahhh, a sqad posting, guaranteed to make you feel squallid and full of the yuck factor.

[bobjugs12]

I would sqad, but she'd get too excited by it!!
How can a punishment be effective if the punishee enjoys it?

[zzxxee]

i am shocked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bobjugs12]

I know, i know. It's not good enough.

I blame the fact that i've not drunk in weeks, but NoM is a closet alchy so has a lot more of a tolerance

[zzxxee]

My god no mercy must be a man then and your a girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop call the press !!

[bobjugs12]

Some women can be booze-heads as well zz. And I work all the time being a superhero

[zzxxee]

well im not saying anything cos i found out mr zzxxee is a lesbian because he fancies ladies !!!!!!