One line philosophy please

[dustypuss]

I will start

Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge , Others just gargle. Anon

[The Builder]

Always judge a man by the way he treats someone who is of no use to him...........

[RATTER15]

When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.

[McMouse]

Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.

[merciasounds]

when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

[RATTER15]

"The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence."

[mazie]

A fool and his money are soon partying

[Stephen_G]

Here's mine (Something along the lines of)...

"I'd rather keep quiet and let everyone think I was a fool, rather than open my mouth and confirm it"

[TWR]

A bird can sing with a broken wing but not with a broken heart.

[McMouse]

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

[Booldawg]

you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose.....but you can't pick your friends nose.

[RATTER15]

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours"

[dustypuss]

Lol to all .

Best laugh Iv had for ages .

Come to think of it best anything iv had for ages. ;-0

[tastymorsel]

Give a man a match and he will be warm for a day,set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.