I'm looking to fix my mother up !

[pericat]

I figure ummmms grandad or petals dad who is 87 today - any takers - she's a spritely 92!

[petal54]

my dad's still under the thumb,sorry!

[ummmm]

My Grandad still loves my Nan....even though she's lost her marbles...

[pericat]

And he's never thought of becoming a Mormon petal ? They can have several wives!

[NoMercy]

I know a Spanish guy who's 86. He's got a bob or two also...

[Sqad]

peri...that's a tough call.......a spritely 92 yr old or some of the female ABers.

Let me think about it.

bobbi jackthehat, Boo, sara3, shaneystar

I've thought about it.

When do I contact your mother peri?

[pericat]

We could arrange a small dowry - maybe a couple of cows!

[pericat]

Well she wants to get a new mobile sqad so if you would agree to show her how to use it I'll send you the number - I have to warn you - many have fallen in this task !

[NoMercy]

Sqad... how come I didn't even get a look in? I'm mortally wounded now..

[petal54]

dad not enough energy for 1!

[sara3]

NoM, you're not gobby enough, my love ;o)

[Sqad]

NoM you are in a different league my love.

Gobby? back to fellacio again.;-)

[jackthehat]

You're assuming a great deal, Sqad.................

I think ALL of the women you named would certainly baulk at spending any amount of time with you !

How old did you say you are............? I bet the age difference between youand Pericat's Mum is not so great.......

[pericat]

I do think that sqad and my mother could be quite well suited !

[sara3]

↑ fair point!

[Sqad]

Oooops!...the coven has broken up.

[sara3]

yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn

[NoMercy]

Peri... do you think your mum wants companionship at this time in her life?

[DEN53]

Peri - have you tried an online dating service? ha ha ha

[craft1948]

I'd throw her redman's way........he's always saying he likes experienced women.