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Men....Things not to say during childbirth...

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bigfoot3000 | 13:36 Sun 18th Apr 2010 | Jokes
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Wow, you're lucky. I really wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle jogging.

-- That was the kids on the phone. What time will you be allowed home so you can cook dinner?

-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

-- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from casualty.

-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.

-- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there.
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Why don't you push harder like the midwife says?
lets have loads more babies
i can feel your pain
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