limerick for birthday pressie

blondieb | 13:51 Sun 25th Oct 2009 | Seasonal

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im buying my son a small fun gift to go in with his 21st pressies, its a silver condom holder that can be engraved
i need a little funny ditty re condoms to be inscribed, any ideas ps he is a sailor if that adds weight to the ditty

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At sea, in the gales of December,
A sailor should always remember,
When he sails into port,
He shouldn't get caught,
So slip one of these on your member.

14:07 Sun 25th Oct 2009

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blondieb

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just to say to all the abers my son is home on leave and loved his pressie esp the poem on his condom case

thanks again

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