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carrust | 22:09 Mon 02nd Nov 2009 | Jokes
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How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
2 calves.

An ass

A beaver

A sh1t load of hares

A camel toe

And a fish that nobody can fing!!
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Moles ?
22:11 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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How can you tell when a persons got crabs?
22:12 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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do worms count
22:12 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Worms can only count if they have got a calculator:-)
22:14 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Can't resist it brokenstoned.....They walk sideways:-))))))))))))))
22:17 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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rofl...set myself up there.....;)

soles?
22:30 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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`eels
22:34 Mon 02nd Nov 2009
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Crabs walk sideways? Sh!t, I've got lobsters!!!!
11:30 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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(s)nails
15:17 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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i don't get the last bit?
please explain, as the rest is funny.
20:54 Wed 04th Nov 2009
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Toenails, Crisgal.
19:36 Thu 05th Nov 2009

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