how much cr@p hav eyou got on your desk????

[mccfluff]

v v v bored this afternoon and i've been reduced to checking out the rubbish on my desk, so far i've found

curry sauce
tomato sauce
bar of chocolate (very surprised choc doesn't normally last long around me)
soy sauce
hi vis jacket
5 mobiles
assorted security key fob thingys
keys
nuts n bolts
memory cards
till roll
scalpel
pens/pencils
credit card thingies
plastic turd
fathers day cards
pliers

the list could go on but i can sense your getting bored

can anyone beat this lot of cr@p (literally in one example)

[China Doll]

Noooo... I hate food being on my desk, bad enough as it is. Looks a lot better than yesterday though. Why do you have so many sauces? I have some in my bottom drawer for the Friday meeting, (bacon sarnies are supplied).

[craft1948]

laptop
printer
14 bottles of nail polish + emery boards+remover
face wipes
envelopes
post its
cotton wool
eye brow tweezers
hair dryer
jewellery
hair serum
hair brush
2 mobile phones
camera
an expanding file
mirror
passport
cheque book
and a few unimportant things....

[mccfluff]

thats a lot of nail polish!


its cos everytime someone goes to the takeaway they get handfuls of the sauces, i've hundreds of those little packets of salt and pepper and all!

[China Doll]

I'll swap your coffee voucher for the sauces? I can also offer some KY jelly that one of the doctors has just given me with a 'why is this in my tray?' I told him I was 'bu88ered if I knew' but he didn't get it... Sigh, I'm wasted here!

[mccfluff]

deal cept you can't have the soy, need that for my sushi days

can't believe that went over his head, the calibre of medical proffessionals these days!

[China Doll]

Professional is a very strong word!

[funnygirl]

Seeing this reminded me that I've got until Monday along with the rest of my team to clear our desks of unwanted items!!!

I wish I could throw out all this work!!!!!