Dirty Texts to my Boyfriend

[selinamc]

I really want to send dirty texts to my boyfriend but i want them to be really good. Like when he asks me what would you do to me? u guys got any good examples?

[4getmenot]

if you cant think of what you want him to do and write it yourself then dont be forced into it

[carrust]

I'd like you to put it in my ear & fcuk some sense into me:-))))

[SuDFB]

Just imagine you two actualy at this (imagination is the key) and then describe it as if it was actualy happening...

I am prety sure there are things you like doing and receiving just put those into words and most of all describe also how your feeling at that time... again as if it was happening ;)

Hopes this helps...

[sn�gs]

carrust.... you smooth talking g!t you...

[Velvetee]

I personally couldn't be bothered. I just text mine asking him to get a loaf from the Supermarket.

[SuDFB]

hehehe....

[carrust]

Thank you snags:-))

Is he an accountant? If so, you could allow him a double entry!

[BeatySwalls]

'I want to take out the my breasts caressing them sensually. All i want to do is just give you a pie to munch on baby. I would chop up the breasts and make you a nice chicken pie'

[paraffin]

Don't you mean fish pie???

[BeatySwalls]

it only smells of fish

[khoey]

i`d sit on your face and keep you warm all night darling.

actually i`m pants at pillow talk so dont listen to me.lol

[BeatySwalls]

oh i forgot you could say there is something missing from your pie. a salami saussage

[khoey]

BeatySwalls
Fri 22/05/09
22:59


'I want to take out the my breasts caressing them sensually. All i want to do is just give you a pie to munch on baby. I would chop up the breasts and make you a nice chicken pie'


oooh gawd if you emailed that to me i`d fink you was serial killer.pmsl


is a hen the same as a chicken?

[gossipgirl]

i wrote out a extremely filthy text once for my partner and sent it to my dad by accident.............cringe! lol. my dad never told me but my sister did as she had to read it as my dad didnt have his glasses on him. now i take my time and double check that im sending it to the right person

[Charisse]

Velvetee, are you reconciled with your fiance?

[Velvetee]

I suppose Charisse, we're attending Relate sessions and he's taking me to a posh hotel for the weekend in an hour or two, but I still feel bitter and twisted. Thanks for asking.

[beso]

Be sure to only send texts that you would be comfortable with his friends reading. Many a woman has found herself the object of amusement among the friends of her boyfriend particularly after the relationship ends.

[legendjehova]

Beso arent the camera phone videos and pictures far more embaressing?�

I know

Well nuff said i guess : o) ?�