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Idiot son - part 43

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mrs_overall | 17:39 Tue 14th Apr 2009 | ChatterBank
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Yes, our beloved eldest son is home and keeping us on our toes. He decided to make himself a snack (he's usually a stranger to the kitchen) and made the mistake of turning the hob on low, sniffing it to see if the gas was on....whilst simultaneously holding a lit match.
He is now minus his eyebrows and a large amount of hair.
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...and what's worse is he's done exactly the same thing once before.
Do they ever learn?
LOL mrs.o
Mrs_0 that I will accept.....kitchen....women's territory.

Give him uncle sqad's regards.

Ask him the relations of the inguinal canal
Did you drop him on his head as a child?

If no, maybe you should have ;-)
mrs_o PMSL......in the 60's I was dressed up for a night out and came to light a cigarette......flicked the zippo and whoosh - there was so much lacquer on my hair the whole fringe went up.......
i love your son
mrs o,
I can't get that confused 'Jerry Lewis' look out of my head! ;0) xxx
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OK sqad, will do.

He's cleared off to his girlfriend's for his hair restyling.
I got the scissors & pudding basin out but surprisingly he declined my offer.

snags - I wonder if a blow on the head at 18 would help? lol
No... too late mrs_o... the brain has formed as far as it is going to now.

He is stuck with what he has.

Good luck!
Lol mrs_overall !
Does he drive?
rofl Mrs O. You must get a great many laughs from his exploits ;0)

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