I feel like a pygmy with borborygmi.

[Bbbananas]

I ate a full can of Eazyonions last night with my chipolatas. Yes I know that's just plain laziness, but it's convenient & saves my eyes watering. Only 67p a can. But, by golly wow, have I got after effects this morning.

What can I do to ease things (apart from opening the office window out of respect for my co-workers).
Gaviscon? Rennies? Milk of Magnesia? Trebor extra-strong?

[sqad617]

No......close the office windows, as if the borborymi "errupt", you will flash out of those windows like a deflated balloon and find yourself in RAF Coningsby.

[Bbbananas]

ooh nice - I do so like a man in uniform ;-)

[sqad617]

denn...that should make you mid 70's.
What did you do in the RAF?

[puddicat]

den i joined in 1973x

[sqad617]

den...absolutely nothing to do with the RAF, but my interest is Bomber Command of World War 2..hence my username.

[Bbbananas]

Hey - dennis, if my thread has to be highjacked at all - well, it can't be more appropriate & relevant than to be highjacked by talk of planes & squadrons eh?

I don't mind at all.
Shouldn't have mentioned my gurgling intestines on here anyway really. ;-)
(BTW - it has eased).

[sqad617]

denn....not to worry, put a uniform on and your are halfway there with salla........the difficult bit is the final half. LOL

[Bbbananas]

well - I do keep reminding you sqad - I aint never been easy!! x