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lindylou16 | 18:50 Wed 04th Mar 2009 | ChatterBank
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I just came back from Asda,where i was by the meat counter when a guy just nicked a joint of beef and the too fat to run security guard shouted 'Oi, what you doing with that?' at him

To which he replied, mash, peas, carrots and gravy you nosey sod.
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lol.
18:52 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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I used to work security with blue chip clients didnt wear a uniform the most horrible job on earth and low pay!!
18:59 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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Did you keep the uniform? I love men in uniform
19:00 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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Did you keep the uniform? I love men in uniform

Not school uniform surely?
19:04 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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Love it!! Funnily enough, I've just got back home with my missus from our Asda. But I wasn't doing the shopping - she does the technical stuff in our house.

I can tell you, though, that security guard would probably have caught my missus is she'd nicked anything! She's not exactly Kelly Homes.

Luckily for me, she's in the kitchen at the moment cooking my dinner and can't see this!!!!!!
19:11 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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If she did No dinner for you
19:13 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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She's extremely understanding and has a fabulous sense of humour - (She NEEDS to have!)
19:26 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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why is it that the greeters in stores, mainly asda i think, hear the alarm going off when someone walks out with, sometimes, nicked stuff and just stand looking at them???
19:30 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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I once walked out of Tesco and the cashier hadn't removed a security tag - I walked out - set the alarm off and had to walk back in to ask a security guard if it was me - he hadn't even moved.
19:34 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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Pay peanuts ..not a lot of interest ...
19:48 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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Pay peanuts ..not a lot of interest ... Damned right too!
19:49 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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you pay peanuts...................you get monkeys.
19:49 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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you pay peanuts...................and you get the chimp!
19:51 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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LOL,funny stuff.
20:12 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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C'mon Gina - If it was you on the minimum wage, would you endanger your own safety tackling some drugs-raddled scumbag who'd just nicked a carton of milk and a Cadbury's flake?
20:24 Wed 04th Mar 2009
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had a guy stealing from markies a small individual trifle,no wasy was i going to tackle a 6ft 2inch gorilla!!!
20:45 Wed 04th Mar 2009

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