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[Lakitu]

What was yours?

[GYMRAT]

lakitu it was actually a dream! and your asking about whether we've met before? well only if you was one of those 3 ladys in my dream! haha!

kitesurfer,those numbers are looking low,yeah i know its the credit crunch and all that but maybe you need to step on the ''stuff' your selling acouple of times to make more money,yeah it might lose its purity,but it'll still keep the masses happY!

[Barmaid]

Fabulous!!

It has to be said that cleaning, is definitely NOT me! I don't think it was ever YOU either!! Long may she last!!

If you do marry her, can I come for the girl on girl action? But hold out for the property developer darling, sounds more you! xxx

[Lakitu]

LOL Big Dave, are you yet to decipher txt spk??

I most like was, GYMRAT :o)

[Lakitu]

Good God, Barmaid! That's a novel, not a text LOL

[legendis.god]

Stop ignoring my emails when will you see me again. H x




Welll what can i say to that then ?

[Barmaid]

Oh tell me about it Lakitu. That was one of his shorter ones too!

[king_arthur]

Lakitu..

totally made up porkies my dear, im a 67 year old pensioner. I cant remember the last night i entertained a lady!!

[Lakitu]

Nothing I can say, Leg, but go for it if you're feeling that way inclined :o)

Barmaid, so what was the reponse to the girl on girl action request?

Awww KA, are you looking for a lady to entertain?

[king_arthur]

No.. my dear wife of 32 years passed away recently,

[Barmaid]

Lakitu response was

"you bloody perv. Seeing him again on Sat. Will keep you posted. x"

[Lakitu]

Aww, I'm sorry to hear that, KA (((hugs))))

[Lakitu]

LOL Barmaid xx

[legendis.god]

Lakitu i dont tho.Otherwise id reply to her emails.I feel sad tho, ignoring her : 0(

[Lakitu]

Answer her then :o)

Gordon Bennet!!

[legendis.god]

Look i hate knocking back folk.Its sad and makes me feel really upset.But i cant be with someone i dont care about no matter how many emails and pictures and texts she sends.Its driving me mad.

[Gormless]

SHE?

That's me!!!

[GYMRAT]

i thought gormless was a gay man?

Gormless
Thurs 22/01/09
20:41
Yes I am Gay, and proud of it. Were you the "I would like to lick your bottom" caller last Thursday. Don't be ashamed to admit it.

[thanks4nowt]

Did he take you for a ride in his Lotus

I have LOADS of money, a tuned-up Lotus Exige and a full top drawer.

[Lakitu]

Block her address, Leg :o)

Gormless....thought so :o)

Full of what, thanks4nowt? Cr@p by any chance?

[legendis.god]

lakitu she has so many email addys tho

and worse .
shes a friend of a very dear friend

so its a bit delicate.
i dont want her to find out that this ones been at it you know?

ah welll lifes burdens eh?