Knobby ... tell me about Arse ...

[joggerjayne]

Knobby ... tell me about Arsenal.

Who are they playing tomorrow?

Are they likely to win?

Should I bet on them?

(I'm not going to watch The Seagulls because we're away to Oldham, which ...

... as everybody knows ...

... is somewhere up near Scotland.

[joggerjayne]

Can I bring T 1 and 2 ?

[stewey]

That last word in the question title....shouldn't there be stars there??

[joggerjayne]

No, Stewey. I just got the end of the question chopped off.

Actually, the word "arse" is allowed.

See !!

[joggerjayne]

Knobby is obviously not going to answer the question, and tell me about Arsenal ...

... so I've looked it up.

They are playing Wigan.

Who are Wigan? They sound quite laughable.

It has to be worth �20 on Arsenal, doesn't it?

[Gormless]

Give it a whirl knobby, why be restricted to grunts

[stewey]

Well, jj; I didn't realize that. What an ass I am:)

[joggerjayne]

lol

=0d

[Bathsheba]

Oy!! You!! Jayne!!!
I'm in Oldham, and i can assure you it's nowhere near Scotland! xx

[joggerjayne]

Well, it's north of London.

So ... it must be near Scotland.