work tomorrow

[magroom]

I dont want to go to work tomorrow can anyone think of a really good excuse to give.

[ummmm]

Say you're sick.

[Redheadthere]

tell them it`s the 13th and you are feeling very superstitious so it`s safer at home

[Doolallygirl]

You fancied a day off? Might get you the sack mind....

The flu is going round here at the moment - I work in London.....that could get you AT LEAST tomorrow and Friday off if not more? Also self certified for a week....

[Bbbananas]

tell them you've got a tapeworm.... and it's just started to poke its little head out........

[tiggerblue10]

I was off Monday and Tuesday and I went back to work today. As soon as I walked in I regretted it. The girl I left to do my work while I was away overode a load of template spreadsheets on a shared drive and and they were lost. Took me ages to sort them out and do all my work as well.

Why can't I just win the lotto!!!

[matrod]

tell them you tried to get into work, but the train got a puncture

either that or tell em youve got the two bob bits

[legendis.god]

Tell them youre an idl git and they should give your job to a pole or an albanian who actually values a job and is willing to work

you lazy giiiit

[Bbbananas]

try the tapeworm one magroom - I promise they'll be begging you to stay away!

Trouble is - they may ask you not to come back.

[alipan]

say that your dog is well ill! and needs emergency treatment!

[theonlyone]

Toothache ...earache ...if you hate the
job get another one ..

[eash]

So are you at work magroom or did you pull a sickie??