With age comes skills its called multi tasking!!!

[puddicat]

I Can


Laugh Cough Sneeze Fart and Pee all at the same time!!!

[fu-manchu]

Look forward to seeing you on Britains's Got Talent!

[debbz1969]

Its whether or not you want to pee at the same time as coughing and sneezing depends if it is multi-tasking or stress incontinence!!!!

[LoftyLottie]

Ha, ha. Thanks for the laugh again puddi.

How true though!!

[Bbbananas]

I dread the day when I start farting with every cough or sneeze. The odd one has slipped through this week cos I've had a bad cold - I don't think my colleagues have noticed - one time I pretended it was my shoe catching on the bin under my desk. I think I would have got away with it but I couldn't stop myself sniggering.

My mum does it all the time - because she doesn't find that sort of thing funny, we have to pretend we didn't hear it. And my ex-2nd-mother-in-law-now-deceased just said "more tea vicar" and carried on as though nothing had happened.

[carrust]

All from the same orifice puddicat?

[puddicat]

Lol Sally

Mid life is when you go to the doctor and you realise you are now so old,you have to pay someone to look at you naked!!!

[funnygirl]

What you can't poo!!!!

[Bbbananas]

No poo - then you're only doing half a job puddicat!

[Theland1]

The smell of wee and lavender typified the post offices until they gave OAP's a bank card for the pensions.
Ah! Nostalgia! How I miss the experience whilst waiting for my family allowance on a Monday morning!

[puddicat]

Lol Theland im misting up!!!

[Bbbananas]

Wee and lavender - they should bottle it! It'd make a great stocking filler or a 'surprise santa' gift for someone at work you hate.

[puddicat]

Salla you can get a poo delivered with a poem,sent gift wrapped to someone you dont like!!!!

[Bbbananas]

No??!! Not REAL poo, surely.
that really is disgusting.
It should be illegal.

[puddicat]

Think so heard this many years ago!!!

[Theland1]

If they have a "face" for Estee Lauder, who would make a good, "face", for wee and lavender?

[puddicat]

Bruce Forsyth!!!

[Theland1]

How about the worlds' most famous "Hockey Mom?"

[logic]

when I was a smoker, i used to be able to blow smoke through my bum,




i know that, because you could see the niccotine stains on my shirt flap. :-)

[Theland1]

Did you roll your own?

[puddicat]

Men

If you look in the mirror and see a beer belly,bald head,big red nose,varicose veins,and a cpmplexion like leather,look on the bright side....at least your eyesight is ok!!!