the things kids say....

[sara3]

when my son was about 4 I found him sitting on the floor peering right in to a can of Coke. he looked confused, and kept bending down, staring in to the can, and looking a bit upset. I said, "what's the matter?" he replied, "there's an eye in my can!"

I'm sure we all wish we'd written these down at the time. can you remember any?

[daffy654]

My daughter Rebecca once asked for a 'Rebeccatard' because her cousin Leah was getting a leotard(Leahtard)

[Aprilis]

My 10yr old daughter was very ill the other night. Her daddy knelt down beside her, stroked her face and said 'How are you feeling baby? You're looking very dopey.'

With a completely straight face she looked dolefully up at him and said, 'Yeah....I get it from you.'

LOL!

[sara3]

cute, Daffy... have you called them Rebeccatards since then?

Aprilis.. smart kid!

[daffy654]

They have been called that in our family for the last 16 years now sara :-) She was only 3 when she said it but it was so funny it sort of stuck in everyone's minds.

[sara3]

my daughter just reminded me of when my son said, "is a quiche an animal?"

shame he grew up (a bit)!

[Buenchico]

I love the way that kids can embarrass their parents (and othe relatives).

Example 1:
A friend of mine was with family members on a beach in France. His little (French) nephew was playing happily in the sea, when he noticed the well-endowed topless lady next to him. Fascinated by her 'attributes' he pointed to them and shouted across the beach to my friend: "Oncle Derek! Oncle Derek! Ballons! Ballons!"

Example 2:
I was 'using the facilities' in a gents' toilet which was very crowded. As is usual in those places, everyone was facing the wall in stony silence, doing what comes naturally. Everyone that is, except for the two small boys who were sharing a urinal. One of them decided to inform everyone , in an extremely loud voice; "I'm glad I'm not doing this with Daddy. He splashes it everywhere!" Result: Several guys unable to aim straight through laughing too much and one very red-faced Daddy ;-)

Chris

[ChuckFickens]

walking down the local high street with a friends child who spotted a very large bloke with a green mohican walking towards us.... just as he was about to go past my friends child said in a very loud voice "that man has got silly hair"

Fortunately he saw the funny side too!

[daffy654]

My stepson thought quiche was pronounced quickie,as he grew older and learned what quickie usually referred to we teased him about it by asking im if he'd had a quickie lately.:-)