Horror date

[Blind-date]

I can't believe the date i went on tonight
i met her on a dating site
she said she looked like a very young Felicity Kendall or a Jenny Aniston

my @rse........ she looked just like Yootha Joyce just before she drew her last breath.
she had a lovely name though, i really like Sara

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It's not porn, it's "adult" funny.

[Aprilis]

See that towel across her middle? Must be hiding the hairy chest, pmsl.

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For her sake, I'm hoping it's actually biro! lol

[Barmaid]

With that much mowing to do, you'd probably need a combine actually.

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Seriously now....Is it normal to have hair above the pubic line like that? You know...above the natural "crease" between belly and pubic bone? Or is it photoshopped? lol