Muffin tops.........Arrgghh!!!

[pastafreak]

I looked in the mirror this morning.......and they were looking too big..............
so I preceded to have a healthy breakfast...4 Tunnocks Caramel Wafers, and three slices of toast smothered in pumpkin seed butter-NOT the healthy option......help me!!!...all realistic advice will be carefully considered.

[Doc_Spock]

Are you referring to your breasts as muffin tops here.

[Doc_Spock]

@rse cheeks ??

[Doc_Spock]

Pubic mound ??

The mind truly boggles.

[rcl1]

Muffin tops, havent heard that phrase for ages, as far as i knew this described where the belly overhangs the trouser waist line there by looking like a muffin top.

You refer to it as 'they' so do you have 2 bellies or does this refer to something different where you come from?

[Katie~77]

Just pull your jeans up a bit higher and breathe in.x

[cazzz1975]

buy some dungaree's

[DungeonJayne]

Side bends.

Stand straight up, feet apart. Arms out horizontally.

Bend your left arm down to your left knee. Then to the right.

Repeat lots and lots.

Once it gets easy, hold something heavy in each hand.

Those muffin tops will vanish. GUARANTEED.

[pastafreak]

O thanks Jayne.....thought I was only getting pervy answers.....
go away doc.....and wash your brain with soap and water please

[Katie~77]

Ahem!!!! You're welcome!x

[DungeonJayne]

You're wel c u m pasta.

You'll find that you have to bend just forward of straight down sideways, otherwise your ribcage will squeeze against your hip bone. You'll feel the best motion when you start doing it.

One good thing is that you can do them anywhere. I do them in the beach, which obviously looks ridiculous.

Another good muffin top worker is to hold hour arms out in the same position and then touch the inside of your left elbow with your right knee, and then the other way round. And again, repeat lots.

[pastafreak]

Thanks again Jayne, I owe you another cake...or maybe a salad??
And katie...so sorry for not seeing you before-I was blinded by the unhelpful perves!!

[Katie~77]

I'll let you off.x :-)

[legend31july]

Only saw one pastry dock c0ck

[DungeonJayne]

That's okay pasta.

Erm, no chance of some popcorn instead of a cake, I don't suppose?

(hint in case anyone ever feels the urge to seduce me ... stop off at the cinema on your way round, and turn up with popcorn).

Oh god, my mouth's watering now.

[pastafreak]

WHAT !!??? ^^^^^ lmao!

[Info Bank]

Is Katie the one i like .....from a popular UK holiday place or another????

[pastafreak]

Beginning with a "B"???...don't think so..........ask her!!

[legend31july]

what are we ?

mind readers?????

[pastafreak]

Well-if we put our collective heads together.....who knows????