My boss has just asked me into his office and he had

[eyeshade]

obviously just passed wind! It was disgusting, I nearly retched. I was going to say something but I thought better of it. I sat there for about 10 mins when I must have been green. I make allowances for him because he is old but that was grim! Hope you're not eating your lunch!!

[andy-hughes]

Not any more ...

[funnygirl]

Just finished eyeshade, but poor you.

Maybe you could buy him a can of air freshener, give it to him saying "it smells a bit in here!!"

[rugeleyboy]

I reckon he did it on purpose to see your reaction.

it's made me laugh anyway!!! lol

[eyeshade]

Trouble is, he sits in his office, shuts the door all day and he has his fans on, so it all blows around and festers!
Oh, he has just phoned me again.....

[karmgirl]

lol

[LewPaper]

I don't think I could've been so polite and understanding. Could you not have opened a window and when he queried this you could've said about the rat that's obviously died in there.

[karmgirl]

haha im liking that answer - would you seriously say that though?

[eyeshade]

Lewpaper, our windows have been stuck together since the year dot! They have never opened! Fans are everyhwere. Had to go in again but it wasn't quite so bad this time! Trouble is he is going senile we think so he could have done it and not even known!

[glasman]

You should be thankful he's senile and farting about all day instead of checking whether there's any work being done in that office.

[eyeshade]

I shouldn't worry, I have held the place together for the last 6 years!! I have just had to show him how to send a forwarded email!!!

[Caribeing]

Buy him a kite { he can fly it round the office on his windy days]

[nat_84]

i ACTUALLY AM EATING MY LUNCH...

But anyway, my boss has done the same thing to me. Think i wrote a thread on here about it.

They're just inconsiderate vile w*****s!

[lajohn]

I would have said "looks like a mouse died in here, it's smelling awful".

[blondie83]

One time, when i worked in a shop, there was just me and my boss in there. She farted and it stank, but not only that, she kept doing it for over half an hour or so. neither of us said anything, but as no one came in the shop the whole time, (and it wasn't me) it must of been her!!!! It was grosse! If it was me i would have gone outside for a 5 min break and let it all out then!!!!!!

[Fitboy-slim]

Try saying 'God, have you just farted?' when you walk in.

[888sally888]

Sorry but 'those who smelt it dealt it'!!

[joggerjayne]

Say "Whoever you had in here before me seems to have had some wind, Should I open a window for you?"





Then give him a blow job and get yourself a good pay rise.

[WhiteBear]

ewwwwww thats must have been awful.
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/T/d/1/ gw_polarbear.jpg .... whooops......:)