I once concocted a *magic* potion.... Dr J's Patent Nostrum was on the label.... I listed the wonderful effects it would realise - it could cure "worms, lice, black nail, shimmer, flatulence, impotence, insomnia, rust and wasps".
After mixing up this extraordinary tonic, I filled one 100ml brown glass pharmacy pill bottle with the mix and added an authentic label - with appropriate Health & Safety warnings on the rear - Not to be administered to the under 55's, pregnant women or athletes in possession of all their faculties.
For further details of this amazing product and how it can help you reach all your ambitions in your life, just send $19.99 to the following address.....
Dr J's Patent Nostrum
Wilmington Medical Centre (Rear entrance, round the back from No 52)
PO Box 666
Engerland.