I hate mornings, and what makes it worse, is that there is a bluddy bird whistling outside, as though it's trying to do me head in,
So iv'e put the cat out, it will be peacefull in a minute,
Bluddy kids have just gone past on their way to school, Mobile phone in one hand, fag in't tother. Pobably a can of Fosters in the satchel, little ******.