some thing a little more light hearted

[logic]

A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check,

She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

And tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,

She looks at the flabbergasted teller

And without missing a beat, she says:

"Well, that's great....that's just great....

Some *******'s got my pen!"

[funnygirl]

Worry not Codger, I believe you!!!

Logic you're a disgrace!!! How does Mrs Logic put up with you, she should have kicked you out years ago!!!!!!

[funnygirl]

Up Logics @rse!!!!!

He is speaking from personal experience!!!! Lol

[codgers'kid]

leggy please dont tell me you are that thick?

[corrie-anne]

still don't see anything funny about it.

No I am Not Blonde, Cheeky Sod

[corrie-anne]

OOOOOHHH feel stupid I just got it
very good , Is legend in need of an explanation ?

[logic]

Er I don't think so corrie,
He's thick but not that thick :-) i think the sun and the sangria is going to his head
The sun through his bald patch.

[logic]

funnyyoure so CRUDE< why do you want to keep shoving things up my @rse, last week it was a broom handle, what will it be next week ?

[funnygirl]

Wait and see!!!!!

[logic]

Any way why don't you ansa my kweschun leggy,

[funnygirl]

What question is that??

Can he come and do your housework????

[logic]

bah grr humbug smart @rsed office girls with bent sense of hoomer and all that, humbug.

[funnygirl]

Truth hurts!

[logic]

Blooody good job youve got,
( icould do that, ) gizza job

[logic]

and why don't you do some moddeling in your slack times,?

[funnygirl]

Who are you talking to???!!! Me.......


Me model, as Mr Funny would say, a still life for an elephant!!!

[logic]

HUH, i would find that hurtfull.

no i was thinking more of an exotic caribean bird with luscious dark hair,

my imaginary picture of you has changed three times already, and don't ask what I'm immageining, cos i aint falling for that.

[funnygirl]

The first image is correct!!!

Think Halle Berry, Naomi Campbell with the moves of Beyonce and the voice of Alicia Keys.

I am a real hottie!!