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ladies,if your easily offended DO NOT read this post!
have been making a stunning 6 metre stainless steel,glass and teak balcony for a large country house which is lived in by a lady judge...no hubby...anyway,went to fit the said balcony today and met the lady just as she was leaving for court and got the house keys etc.
this lady would be around 60 and quite stern.
as we have pretty much cleared up all of our work in the workshop i took along all of the guys to help. as the guys were moving the balcony into place myself and two apprentices went to the bedroom to open the soon to be balcony doors and help fix everything into place from above.
we had to move the ladys rather large and heavy bed to get acess to the doors and what we found under the bed shocked us to the core...a pile of the most hardcore porno mags i've ever seen and.......an exact size latex replica of a mans arm.....complete with bendy fingers that had been arranged into a clenched fist!!!!
well,before i could do anything one apprentice was beating the other about the head and body with the "arm",shouting "take my fist fat boy,you know you want it!!! it was only then that we noticed that the fist was still damp and...ahem...a bit fragrant indicating that it had seen very recent action! honestly,if you could see this lady you would never belive it was hers!
anyway..to the punchline,i went to get the guys wages at lunch time and told the guys to put everything back as it was as we had now finished the job........only later as we were making our way home i noticed a lot of giggiling in the back of the van. turns out that the two little sh1ts,knowing that i have to go back to collect the cheque,have not left the arm in its original position but rising up from between the pillows on the ladys bed like some symbol of defiance....bas**rds!!!!
think i'll just send her an invoice!
ps. what the hells that fisting thing all about????
have been making a stunning 6 metre stainless steel,glass and teak balcony for a large country house which is lived in by a lady judge...no hubby...anyway,went to fit the said balcony today and met the lady just as she was leaving for court and got the house keys etc.
this lady would be around 60 and quite stern.
as we have pretty much cleared up all of our work in the workshop i took along all of the guys to help. as the guys were moving the balcony into place myself and two apprentices went to the bedroom to open the soon to be balcony doors and help fix everything into place from above.
we had to move the ladys rather large and heavy bed to get acess to the doors and what we found under the bed shocked us to the core...a pile of the most hardcore porno mags i've ever seen and.......an exact size latex replica of a mans arm.....complete with bendy fingers that had been arranged into a clenched fist!!!!
well,before i could do anything one apprentice was beating the other about the head and body with the "arm",shouting "take my fist fat boy,you know you want it!!! it was only then that we noticed that the fist was still damp and...ahem...a bit fragrant indicating that it had seen very recent action! honestly,if you could see this lady you would never belive it was hers!
anyway..to the punchline,i went to get the guys wages at lunch time and told the guys to put everything back as it was as we had now finished the job........only later as we were making our way home i noticed a lot of giggiling in the back of the van. turns out that the two little sh1ts,knowing that i have to go back to collect the cheque,have not left the arm in its original position but rising up from between the pillows on the ladys bed like some symbol of defiance....bas**rds!!!!
think i'll just send her an invoice!
ps. what the hells that fisting thing all about????
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