1. Would we care?
2. Riot police please. Us girls prefer their uniforms.
3. Several. I'll be taking bets on who'll be first to kick the bucket (plus further bets on the most elaborate murder).
4. There'd a great divide on this. One half of the boat would be full of ABers who would just get on with avin' a laugh. I'd be one of them.
5. 90% of us have sneaked booze aboard.
6. I'm sure there'd be your Alpha types. **** 'em though.
By the way, you forgot to mention the ship sinking...