could not resist this

[wendilla]

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY
Galleger opened the newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the orbituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his friend Finney. "Did you see the newspaper they say I have died"
"Yes I have just read it "said Finney "Where ya phoneing from?"

[Tizzi247]

Ha ha ha, very good!