Where is RaySparkz and his jokes?

[hippyhoppy]

I'm the most popular person at work because I reiterate his hilaritity...

[raysparx1]

Hiya hippy, off to bed soon, hers a couple for you hope you enjoy, will put a few on.

Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when they come across a fence where a goat has his head stuck.

Saddam looks at Osama, Osama looks at Saddam and Osama smiles, drops his pants, and starts goin to town with this goat. After Osama is done, he says, "Alright, Saddam, your turn."

And Saddam drops his draws, grabs his ankles, and sticks his head in the fence

[raysparx1]

A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in the cab and notices a monkey on the dashboard.

After a few miles he asks the driver what the monkey is for.

The driver says "I'll show you" and with that he hits the monkey with the back of his hand, sending the poor monkey rolling across the dash.

The monkey goes down between the drivers legs, unzips his pants, pulls out his ---- and proceeds to give the trucker head.

When finished ,the monkey pulls out a tissue, cleans the driver up, puts everything back and jumps back up on the dashboard.

"See that" said the trucker. The man said "Yeah". The trucker ask the man "You want to try it?"

The man said "OK, but don't hit me as hard as you hit that monkey!"

[mistys]

pmsl @ ray, dirrrty but funny!! :o)

[raysparx1]

What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

[raysparx1]

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, *******?
A. *******: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a *******

[raysparx1]

should be b low job

[whiffey]

Ahem , cough cough?

[raysparx1]

No more rude ones whiffey promise.


Q. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A. He worked it out with a pencil.

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol - keep them clean Ray. I've also repeated a few of your very funny jokes to people! x

[raysparx1]

Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?

A. ME!!!



My best joke, you might have heard it,

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

I love that one

[raysparx1]

Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?

A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!



Q. What dog keeps the best time?

A. A watch dog

[Ice.Maiden]

Grin! x

[raysparx1]

Q. Where do bees go for a pee?

A. At the BP station!



Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A. Odour in the court.

[figure]

Skanky and funny, but keep them coming. ;-)

I didn't get the Saddam part though.

[raysparx1]

off to bed now sort out some more for you very soon, do you like the stick one? I think that is so funny, sleep well icy and you hippy, mistys and whiffey, clean eh whiffey.

nite all xx

[raysparx1]

Here you are figure, sleep well xx



Q. What has four legs but can't walk?

A. A table!



Q. Why did the turtle cross the road?

A. To get to the Shell station!

[cuddleMe]

ray

stop it!! lol :D im trying to do some wrk but i kp getting distracted by ya funny jokes!! at least they cheering me up!! thx x ive sent u an email cos AB IM insnt wrkin again xx

[mistys]

Night ray xx

Funny how you have all these jokes and the simplest one makes you laugh the most :o)

[Ice.Maiden]

Night Ray!

[hippyhoppy]

Thanks for those - I'll be popular at work today!! See you tonight Ray xx