Before I go I am going to upset the formatting of your screens with a new trick I have learned. I am going to use it over and over again until you just want to smother me or shoot me until it hurts.
Would you like to know what I am having for dinner, what colour my toilet paper is, do I keep my Dyson in the dining room or under the stairs ?
Well, as a close clique member, I feel I need to address all your points in detail:
Prawn curry: No. ASDA microwaveable veggie burgers with Co-op potatoes and sprouts. A few cherry tomatoes from the fridge. A very hot chilli sauce.
Hi haysi Scotty person the noo: No. It is not me changing the fonts, but some really clever person has discovered how to do it and has done it a few times because it is so amazingly funny.
Well you are forgiven for asking daftie Q's provided you get out of that little room in time for MasterChef..... Did I tell you that my new cat is going to be called *Rifle* in honour of you ? (Look matey, I could have called him *Whiffey* but what do you think that would do to his reputation round the back lanes ?)