any humour

[sausagechips]

Anyone got any humour>?

[feeenix]

bum

[feeenix]

winky

[China Doll]

Are you in need of humouring then? I get that a lot too.

[bigmamma]

I've got a humerus if that will do for now

[sausagechips]

i always need humour! it just makes the day go some much quicker.
Does anyone have any then?

[logic]

Not on here they havent

[jane1098]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqK2Qccd1x0

[sausagechips]

Kg?

[3ightball]

you want to have sex with me. all of you.

[.steg.]

I had a bunch of dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the
currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line...just one person in front of me, an Asian guy who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little agitated.
He asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla
fo yen - today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vpufSYjhcPYo&feature=related

Killer Willard the Boxing Kangaroo

[sausagechips]

yeah i thought you meant Kg but i didnt no what of as you said in liquid form!
thought it might of been some drug or something like ketamine ha ha

[sausagechips]

i'm at work today(not in the dales) but just spoken to my boyfriend and he says that it is snowing at the moment!
there was a tiny bit last night but not much! hopefully some later though....snow ball fights all the way

[MONTCRIEFF49]

iv just read in my local rag

a jogger was running up a road
when a car past him and throw a frozen mars bar
out the window and him on the ankle
his ankle is now swollen

its so funny

a[ frozen mars bar ] hahahhhaha
so funny it was xxxxxxxxx