Due to the current economic situation

Panic Button | 00:48 Fri 18th Jan 2008 | Jokes

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the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned of until further notice.

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dundurn

However staff beatings will continue until morale improves.

dundurn

I thought I saw a light at the end of the tunnel, but it was some b'stard with a torch, bringing me more work!

bongerman

Surely this joke doesn't work? Is it another answer bank anti-immigration "joke"?

Recent influxes of immigrants have made the number of those in work reach an all time-hgh, and through their hard work ( well the vast majority of them, rather than those who get the column inches) are currently holding the economy together while the US crumbles...

turn the light on again..

(especially in your head Panic Button)

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I think you need professional help Bongerman

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