married men

[legend758duo]

just sseen that theres a survey been done about married and single men.
apparently married men live 10 years longer than single men !!!
did you know that ??

[bill preston]

with my wife it will probably just feel like 10 years longer!

[4GS]

I've been married three times, does that mean I'll live 30 years longer?

[4getmenot]

probably because they arent being worn out as their wife does everything lol

[China Doll]

Yes.

[legend758duo]

china
you disappoint me .

no witty retort?? : -)

[China Doll]

Your question was 'did you know that?'

The answer is 'yes.'

These are the consequences of writing a question people can give a one word answer to... Tut, tut.

[funnygirl]

I would have though it would be the other way round.
Single man running around, stressed out, getting a girlfriend and unless he lives with his parents, he will have to work harder etc...

[Reverandfunk]

No stress when I was single lol

[China Doll]

That's what your girlfriend says too....

[aka pixi]

nothing to do with the thread but there is an advert on the right that says....

Date A Married Woman....married women looking for affairs.

Now I know thats outta order but it made me laugh my head off.

[Octavius]

I can't see the adverts pixi, so I would be grateful if you could just check and let me know that the wife (Mrs O) isn't advertising. Such fears can shorten a married mans life you know.

[aka pixi]

Well Ive had a real good look Octavius (can you believe I had to register and make a profile to browse? lol ;) ) I can't see the good Mrs O anywhere on there so those extra 10 years are all yours :D

[Octavius]

phew!

[mrs_overall]

Does this mean I have to wait an extra 10 years before I can claim on Mr O's (very generous) life insurance policy?
Bang goes my plan to be a very merry widow.

[legend758duo]

china just when i started to doubt yuop along come two wittyresponses.
theyre just like buses eh?

[China Doll]

Large, red and occasionally bendy?

Well ok... if you say so.

[Octavius]

With bells on?

[China Doll]

And hand rails.