New words for 2007

4GS | 17:32 Tue 25th Sep 2007 | Body & Soul

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TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks. SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of an electronic device to get it to work again. OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all') GOING FOR A McSH*T - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies. BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. BREAKING THE SEAL - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. MYSTERY BUS - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. MYSTERY TAXI - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

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Gromit

Countryside: to kill Piers Morgan.

abominable: A bull that swallowed a bomb
alarms: What an octopus is.
Bangalore: Distort a story.
bigamist: An Italian fogbank.
cr�che: An upmarket motor accident.
decadent: Possessing only ten teeth.
dilate: live long
dockyard: A physician's garden.
dynamite: To take a flea out to dinner.
impolite: A flaming elf.
indistinct: where one places dirty dishes
innuendoes: Italian suppositories.
paradox: Two doctors.
pasteurise: Too far to see.
portent: The Millennium Dome.
pronoun: A noun that has lost its amateur status.
propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
shrewd: A rude shrew.
zebra: 25 sizes larger than an A-bra.

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