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Who shall we hate today?
Isn't it time for a bit more originality here in the Hatred section of AB?
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People who stand on the left side of escalators in tube stations.
It's wrong.
If you don't want to walk down/up, then you stand on the right. If , like me, you're permanently late for something, then you should be able to walk down on the left.
Oh, and people who wheel those little trolley suitcases on busy platforms.
They cannot be seen, until they trip you up.
And buskers, whose job it seems, is to slaughter 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale'.
And people who give out free newspapers. If I want one, I will come to you...you don't need to accost me.
And girls who try to flirt with me to get me to sign up for this charity or that charity...they're always right outside my local tube station.
Flirting ain't going to wor...
Perhaps I should just stop taking the tube..
It's wrong.
If you don't want to walk down/up, then you stand on the right. If , like me, you're permanently late for something, then you should be able to walk down on the left.
Oh, and people who wheel those little trolley suitcases on busy platforms.
They cannot be seen, until they trip you up.
And buskers, whose job it seems, is to slaughter 'A Whiter Shade Of Pale'.
And people who give out free newspapers. If I want one, I will come to you...you don't need to accost me.
And girls who try to flirt with me to get me to sign up for this charity or that charity...they're always right outside my local tube station.
Flirting ain't going to wor...
Perhaps I should just stop taking the tube..
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I agree with the comment on brussel sprouts.
Evil, smelly, little vegetables whose only role in life is to sit next to the roast potatoes every Christmas, fouling up the air with their noxious gaseous stinky smell.
And don't get me started on spinach, or cabbage, or broccoli or cauliflower or...basically, all green leafy vegetables.
I hate you all.
You can all go burn in hell.
Evil, smelly, little vegetables whose only role in life is to sit next to the roast potatoes every Christmas, fouling up the air with their noxious gaseous stinky smell.
And don't get me started on spinach, or cabbage, or broccoli or cauliflower or...basically, all green leafy vegetables.
I hate you all.
You can all go burn in hell.
