Compensation Claims Ad.

[10ClarionSt]

I'm a director of a legal company that specializes in compensation claims. I own a few luxury cars including a Boxster. I reckon I'm the fastest civilian driver of this type of car. In fact, I can drive backwards faster than others can drive forwards. Whilst holding a bottle of Dom Perignon. In other words, I'm an accident waiting to happen. If you need to claim, contact us at Hammett, Connett & Dash on 0222-222-2222. COMING THROUGH!

[coopergordon]

I'll take you on. My car has 5 reverse gears, so you can go up through the gears in reverse...coupled to a big Rolls Royce engine...beat that...

By the way, is it true that plonkers in fast cars have smaller willies?

[Doc Spock]

I am poor , my car is a 10 year old Citreon Diane BUT my willie is huge.

[NORMANTHEDOG]

your bonkers,you lot.

[Ethel]

Just as long as you're not using it to steer with, doc spock. :)