There was a cucumber a pickle and a penis.They had a conversation and the pickle said "my life is **** ,when I get big hard and juicy they chop me up and toss me into a salad".The pickle said" when I get big hard fat and juicy they chop me up and toss me into the vinegar."The penis said" when I get like that they put a rubber tent over my head stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and faint."