can you enlarge a 'man's thing'?

[JackyB123]

Hi. to be honest i feel a little embarrassed about posting this :P but i was just wondering if there are any ways that definitely increase the size of your 'manhood' i'm an average size man i guess, but i'd like just one more inch...which isn't that much to ask for!

there are so many things that are supposed to do it, but does anyone actually know a way that really would give me this extra little inch?

this isn't a joke question either - i really do want a way that has been tried and works. it has made me a bit down in the past as sometimes i feel my girlfriend wants more. yeh, she says she doesnt mind, but i also want it for myself, to make me feel a bit better with my body.

please only serious answers, and methods that you have proof that they work.

i don't want surgery either :P

thankyou

[-Zorro-]

Bob, are you too embarrassed to post this under your Bobtheturkey name.

[-Zorro-]

On serious note ive seen people on here say the op is a tas risky of permanent damage, inability to get erections

[crete]

are you having a joke you want serious answers, how old are you ?

[bluevern]

you can buy these dildo type things you can place them on the end of yrs to make it look bigger,,,and u can use them as well,there brill......iv got 3

[-Zorro-]

The enlargement op is called a Strapadictome operation. Its a quite complex op so quite dangerous.

[B00]

I can't see any reason to suspect i might not be a serious question cete? and why ask em their age?

[crete]

BOO do you really think this poster is serious ?

[B00]

Yeah- why not?

[helliebobs]

Why wouldn't it be a serious question crete?

[Scarlett]

There are no methods that work, aside from surgical. And that involves basically cutting a tendon so the penis appears longer, by hanging directly downwards rather than out a bit, and down.
If your girlfriend wants more, I suggests she goes out and buys a blow up doll. I wouldn't dream of saying this to my partner, regardless of his size! Penis size is such a small part of sex. You should go out and find someone who appreciates you for the WHOLE of you.

[-Zorro-]

they get more pleasure out of fingers and tongues...so just 69 her a lot

[Pippa68]

If you are 'average' then I am sure you are plenty big enough....

[bluevern]

iv got a nine inch tounge and i can breath through my ears ladys

[-Zorro-]

what you need to do is quote your size in centimetres...telling her you have a 12 centemetres nob will make her feel a lot better

[teamcool]

LMAO at Zorro

'The enlargement op is called a Strapadictome operation'

Classic.

[JackyB123]

thanks for defending B00 and helliebobs! yes this is serious....why wouldn't it be? what would be the fun in posting this question as a joke?
thanks for your answers everyone - I didn't think there was a way as it just doesnt seem possible, but i thought I'd ask to see if anyone has actually done it.

and Scarlett - she doesnt want more at all! obviously it would feel better for her but she's never complained, and she always tells me she loves it how it is - it was just for me really. she really does appreciate me for the whole me, and i don't want anyone thinking or saying anything bad about her...this doesn't really have anything to do with her.
She's loves me and i'm completely in love with her, so I've got all I need :) I'd just quite like to be a tiny bit bigger, just for self esteem/confidence/whatever reasons.

Thanks everyone