Christmas Present

[postman44]

I have bought my lady friend of three months. A nice necklace and Burberry perfume for Xmas. Unsure whether she will like them.

[cashier]

Is she saving them til Christmas? I hope she likes them postman, they sound really nice. You're very thoughtful.

[postman44]

Rowanwitch good advice. Yve and I exchanged presents today. Look like nice presents she has bought me. Will not unwrap them until Xmas. Nice Xmas card for someone special. I'm very lucky too.

[postman44]

A waistcoat for dancing and a nice tie. Visiting family and friends in Spain. Not mentioned my presents.

[choux]

Your lady friend has not mentioned them "yet", postman.
Always look on the bright side :)
I bet you look smart in the waistcoat and tie. Hopefully you soon will be dancing when she returns from Spain.

[postman44]

If she still wants to be with me choux. As she has not returned any messages.

[choux]

postman, what can I say? :(

[postman44]

Christmas presents never mentioned.

[Tuvok]

Perhaps she is somewhere with no internet or mobile coverage.

[postman44]

The ungrateful lady didn't appreciate her Xmas presents. Are no longer together. Had a lucky escape.