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[THECORBYLOON]

ABE I know you're American but as this is a UK site, can you not use a UK source for the cost and energy equivalents for nuclear power?

[B00]

Hiya TCL, hope you're well

This 'ere newsletter, do you get it sent to your email? I ticked that i'd like it that way when I joined last June....have I had one? No! Not a bl00dy bean...... :-(

[THECORBYLOON]

I have a helipad out the back and get it delivered that way. It plays hell wi the garden furniture and the shed is next-door now but at least I get to read the facts about American nuclear power so it's a small price to pay as I'm sure you'd agree..

[B00]

Ahhhh, that explains it then! Silly me, why didn't I think of that before? Of course you'd use your helicopter <slaps forehead>

[mycats]

I hope brenda has gotten over her irrational fear of loud, flying objects then?

[THECORBYLOON]

Mind Brenda The Elephant had flying lessons wi Father Christmas last year and if things go to plan she'll be taking on the UK franchise for Spend Shedloads Of Dosh On Tat For The Winter Holiday Celebration Inc T/A "We Care About Christmas" (Father Christmas owns 100% and gets 20% off Franchise Holders)

[mycats]

Ah I always knew she would go far!
I think we all agree that it was clear that she was an elephant with a future. All that money that went on her education at Harvard Business School was money well spent!

[THECORBYLOON]

I made that mistake but it turns out it was the Half-Yard Business School.

[mycats]

Ah right, no wonder they swore at me and hung up when I phoned Harvard business school to enquire how Brenda the Elephant was progressing with her studies!
I thought they were just being rude.

[AB Editor]

Oops! You caught me on that one TCL - cubic feet and gallons. God I must have been dreaming again....xxx