how am i gonna last 10 days!!

[~posy-jo~]

my husband has gone away for work. he will be home in 10 days. now as much as i am missing him i am also missing the stuff that couples do once the kids are in bed if you know what i mean!! and after todays question by froggo (which appears to have dissappeared) i'm feeling rather frustrated shall we say!! any suggestions on how to take my mind off (ahem!!) it?? xXx

[laurence2]

Hello ~posy-jo~, just go ahead and order the pizza, just make sure you get rid of the evidence before the kids get up tho lol

[Cobra.]

Hi posy.....I'll act as standin if you like (winks!)

[~posy-jo~]

how did i know you would pop up in this thread cobra??!! i'll let you know.. depends how desperate i get!!

[robbo82]

I think Cobra might be a bit far away in the North East, Birmingham's much easier to get to! ;o)

[B00]

Can't manage 10 days? What's the matter with you women- rofl!!!

Instead of wallowing in self pity (heh!) think of the plus side, of which theres many!

No more crumpled up sweaty socks on your bedroom floor.
No more shaving rings in your bathroom sink.
The entire bed to yourself.
Whatever you feel like watching on telly.
No more having to answer the endless "where's my shirt/trousers/brain" kinda questions.
Eating a full box of chocs without him looking at you in horror.
Don't shave ya legs/armpits- go wild like nature intended (lol)


Ya getting my drift?

[~posy-jo~]

pmsl @ B00!!!! i know they are the plus points hun and i'm making the most of it but i'm just really horny today and i'm really frustrated now!!
robbo - once was bad enough but thanx anyway!!

[laurence2]

Posy, sounds like you need a cold shower girl, crack open a bottle of wine and find a good film to watch, if your fires are still burning come 22.00hrs ring the NHS 24 hour hotline and get advice?

[Goodsoulette]

Nip over to Taunton and come out on the town with me Jo. Indie night tomorrow night, yay!!

[~posy-jo~]

i wish i could hun!!! xXx

[Roughquest]

Awwww, I know what you mean Posy, when i was married my ex husband went away alot and i always missed that side of the relationship, by the time he came back i was crawling walls ! But the reunion was always fantastic !
Keep busy darling, and pamper yourself, go shopping, do some decorating, and he will be home in no time....in the meantime do you have any 'toys' you can use ?
RQ x

[~posy-jo~]

just not in the mood for diy. i want him!!! aaarrgghhh!! xXx

[raysparx]

Posy,

I will pop round and comfort you,I will feed you grapes,I will adhere to your every command,whatever you want me to do, apart from drink cabbage water and eat hot fatty ham and butter beans, I will do willingly, please let me know, Ray XXX

[~posy-jo~]

ah thanx ray!! i was after suggestions to take my mind off it!!

[raysparx]

Hi posy, well it looks like you will have to do a jigsaw, or knit a nice wooly cardigan for when he comes back,

Tell you what you could do though, do a bit of decorating,or get all the photos of the kiddies,you know the ones you are always going to put in albums, and sort them all out,you could also read some of the books you always mean to read but never find the time, I'll keep thinking,take care, Ray xx

[~posy-jo~]

thanx ray!! just had a conversation with hubby, he was a right miserable git!! not so much in the mood now! xXx

[raysparx]

Aw posy,

He was only miserable cos he is missing you already,it won't be long before he is home,think of how good it will be when he gets home,in the meantime stay on here and keep asking questions, take care,dear posy, Ray xx

[kazminx]

my hubby goes away months at a time. he has just left after 3 weeks holiday and i miss him like hell. to be truthfully honest you need to go to an ann summers party and stock up. sexy text messages are great too...get together as much as poss with the girls and have loads of lunches and shopping days..thats how i get through anyway...oh and when he comes home..ohhhh bliss and lust...:)

[kazminx]

oh and i forgot...watch plenty porn and 12 hours of the thorn birds dvd...im on the 6th hour of it..mmmmm

[Roughquest]

Ah Kaz, the Thorn Birds how wonderful a drama isnt it? Excellent for some escapism and passion and romance ! Cant beat it! Father Debriccasar (cant spell that for peanuts) and Meggy are just fantastic together - you have just made me want to watch it again which i will do tonight now - thank you.....

RQ :)