Spicy Imam

[Spicerack]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6475273/Muslim-chaplain-49-arrested-trying-smuggle-60-000-worth-Spice-Belmarsh.html

I'm shocked.

[Mamyalynne]

Good catch.

[anneasquith]

Why would you be shocked.? Drugs are smuggled into prisons on a daily basis .

[Oleanda]

I'm more shocked that he's only 49!

[Spicerack]

By the Chaplain, Anne?

[Zacs-Master]

Inmates discover where imam lives. Inmates threaten Imam’s family if he doesn’t do what they ask.

Plausible scenario?

[anneasquith]

By the look of him he likes a bit of spice in his life !!!!!

[Spicerack]

Well, I wouldn't condemn a bank manager for helping bank robbers if his family were being held.
Wouldn't be the first thing that would pop into my head in this case.
We shall see.

[Jackdaw33]

What he should have done is buy a copy of the Koran and spray each page with spice. The screws would not dare touch it for fear of being labelled Islamophobic.

[emmie]

but wouldn't that mean tearing up the Koran to give to each prisoner or whoever wanted to buy. That would cause mayhem surely.

[Spicerack]

We should burn all their Korans. Just in case, you understand.

[emmie]

do you want more riots amongst the Islamic community??

[Zacs-Master]

Plenty of discussion on here about burning the Koran. Not really relevant to this thread tho.

[Spicerack]

Why's that, Zacs?

[emmie]

more bombs on streets perhaps that is why we don't want to set fire to the Koran.

[Spicerack]

Alright, emmie, we'll let them have spice then. As you say, we don't want to be bombed.

[Zacs-Master]

Because it’s supposed to be about a Muslim smuggling drugs into a jail. Isn’t it?

[emmie]

sorry don't get your reasoning at all, burn the Koran to what purpose, in case they are covered in spice.. ..
i just happen to live in the capital and been in the vicinity twice of being almost blown up, not a good feeling i can tell you.

[Spicerack]

He was bringing in 'paper' impregnated with spice. As JD said, why not a Koran? We already know he's not a good Muslim.

[emmie]

i see but there would be riots i'm sure if the Koran was taken and burnt.