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spathiphyllum | 12:38 Mon 12th Nov 2018 | ChatterBank
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I'm suppose to be cutting customers front and back lawn today even though it's raining i'm going to crack on. Issue is they're not home. The front lawn i've done, but should i "break in"(involves reaching over, undoing lock) to the back lawn through the side gate to do the back?

How would you feel about that? I can do the lawn, leave and lock it again then post the invoice but i've not been given specific permission to break in, but i've been ask'd to cut it? My inishative says cut it, but you never know how people will take these things.
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That's true, spath. I think you're a fungi anyway, for what it's worth.
12:40 Tue 13th Nov 2018
Okay, Staffordshire is a fair trot from Wembley, but would it make any difference if I told you I wasn’t elderly, fat and disabled, but in fact a nubile nineteen-year-old looking for an older man to show her the ropes?

Come on, sugar daddy, jump in your truck.
Well you kept that quiet for a good while, Miss Bainbrig......you know you'll have half a dozen male abers now checking their ropes.... ;-)
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O.o I always though BB was a male..

"would it make any difference if I told you I wasn’t elderly, fat and disabled, but in fact a nubile nineteen-year-old looking for an older man to show her the ropes? "

Well by all means.. Fancy a freebie? ;)
Spath, I do hope that you are not toking when you are tackling the tangled trellises and the tortuous topiary:)
I don't think he can be professional journalist/blogger, otherwise he would know how to spell 'initiative'.
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hahha you know JD ;)


Sanmac I try not to
Theres no reason why Spath couldn't be a part time blogger and a gardener is there? Many people do more than one thing.

Why would he make up gardening stories? I dont get it.

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