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curiouskatie | 12:12 Mon 17th Jul 2006 | Body & Soul
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Now the summer wedding season is upon us, anybody got any funny responses to the inevitable questions of "when are you getting married/having babies" from elderly relatives and married couples? (I don't intend to do either!)
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Avatar Image redcrx
say 'do i ask you when youre getting divorced???'
12:13 Mon 17th Jul 2006
Avatar Image China Doll
It's on my 'to do' list... along with poke my eyes out with a blunt nail
12:15 Mon 17th Jul 2006
Avatar Image dot.hawkes
you can just say you are not prepared to be an Army wife and so u are waiting until William or Harry have served their term.
12:15 Mon 17th Jul 2006
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"I'm a career woman and modern day feminist. So I guess only when science finds a way for men to give birth."
12:16 Mon 17th Jul 2006
Avatar Image Pippa68
Tell them your life isn't over yet, and you are too busy having fun!

Alternatively, the 'didn't you know I was gay?' reply may work ;o)
12:17 Mon 17th Jul 2006
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I once answered that question in front of a few relatives. I said, "I've had 5 kids to 3 different men already, but luckily the CSA hasn't caught up with me yet." Only one person got it and laughed. The rest were baffled!
12:18 Mon 17th Jul 2006
Avatar Image lilmonkey
"I'm looking for a man who shares my love of S&M and snuff movies"
12:18 Mon 17th Jul 2006
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lilmonkey... hands off!
12:28 Mon 17th Jul 2006
Avatar Image sense4all
I did once say I used to go out with the Groom but I guess I really have to seriously reconsider my options now!
13:17 Mon 17th Jul 2006
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Avatar Image PinkFizz
Say you are an atheist lesbian .
13:34 Mon 17th Jul 2006
Avatar Image doglady
For any elderly relatives who say "Ooh you'll be next.", store up who they are, and say it to them at the next funeral you go to!!
14:13 Mon 17th Jul 2006
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ROFLMAO @ doglady!!!!
14:37 Mon 17th Jul 2006
Avatar Image jiggy-gb
Ask them why they want you to stop enjoying life and be as miserably frustrated as they are?! At which point, sort your cleavage out and make a beeline for one of their 17 year old sons ;o)
14:54 Mon 17th Jul 2006
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look really scared and start twitching then scream "WHY?? WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD? ARE THEY COMING FOR ME ?? THEY PROMISED IT WOULD STOP" (Random enough to make then leave you alone)
or say "Well, it's so hard to find a man who understands that I cant have babies, what with being born a man and all!"
15:08 Mon 17th Jul 2006
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Just tell them that you are a schizophrenic hermaphrodite and that there's only room for hte twelve of you in your relationship!
16:14 Mon 17th Jul 2006
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"I am married, he's over there somewhere. Sorry we didn't invite you but [insert name of relative you want to get in trouble] told me that you were dead"

16:23 Mon 17th Jul 2006

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