I received a letter today, from a member of the National Association of Memorial Masons.
'Dear Mrs Tilly,
We recently removed the memorial stone of the above, to allow for another internment in the grave, and currently hold the memorial in storage.............'
Just to clarify. Above the 'Dear Mrs Tilly' was a heading.......My mum's name.
I didn't ring them to let them know I wasn't dead. I rang about the vocabulary.