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Billy Connelly Last Night.
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Thoroughly enjoyed him. He stood for two hours and just rattled the stories off.
His language was a bit choice but that was to be expected. He was shaking a fair bit due to his Parkinson's and he is looking a lot older now.(But aren't we all)
He recounted something he did years ago. Get a banana and a needle, stick needle into banana half an inch from the end. Wiggle the needle about until it has cut across the banana, remove needle, insert again about half an inch down and repeat all the way down the banana. Put said banana back in fruit bowl. Wait for unsuspecting victim to take a banana, peel it and find it has come ready sliced inside its skin. I think that is brilliant, I'm going to have a go at that.
When we went into theatre we had our bags searched, they confiscated bottles of water, told we could buy some inside at the bar as ours were lethal weapons.
Went to the bar bought two bottles at £2.50 each. Assistant removed the tops off the bottles and put a plastic cup over the neck of the bottle. I asked what was going on. She replied we are not allowed to let you have a sealed bottle as you could use it as a weapon! For heavens sake what is the world coming to.
Still a very enjoyable evening.
His language was a bit choice but that was to be expected. He was shaking a fair bit due to his Parkinson's and he is looking a lot older now.(But aren't we all)
He recounted something he did years ago. Get a banana and a needle, stick needle into banana half an inch from the end. Wiggle the needle about until it has cut across the banana, remove needle, insert again about half an inch down and repeat all the way down the banana. Put said banana back in fruit bowl. Wait for unsuspecting victim to take a banana, peel it and find it has come ready sliced inside its skin. I think that is brilliant, I'm going to have a go at that.
When we went into theatre we had our bags searched, they confiscated bottles of water, told we could buy some inside at the bar as ours were lethal weapons.
Went to the bar bought two bottles at £2.50 each. Assistant removed the tops off the bottles and put a plastic cup over the neck of the bottle. I asked what was going on. She replied we are not allowed to let you have a sealed bottle as you could use it as a weapon! For heavens sake what is the world coming to.
Still a very enjoyable evening.
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Yes not the usual format for a stand up show with no interval or encore, just him stood in one place with his table and glass of water. He still held the audience for the whole 2 hours. It must take it out of him to do a tour I take my hat off to him :-)
If I'd have seen your post about going I would have arranged to say hello! But I was in Cardiff all weekend watching Wales get hammered by Australia on Saturday!!
If I'd have seen your post about going I would have arranged to say hello! But I was in Cardiff all weekend watching Wales get hammered by Australia on Saturday!!
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