masturbation 2

[rugeleyboy]

following on from sarah27's question regarding masturbation!

have you ever been in mid flow of masturbation and wondered if you dead friends and relatives are watching??

i think it's called a seance w*nk?

[Pippa68]

LOL Ray, heaven forbid indeed! no probs ;o)

Well as our russian person is a lesbian I doubt she mixes with anyone with that name ~ although she probably knows a mate of mine Ivana Likamuf.

Mind you, as she has admitted being a bare faced liar she probably likes that fella Ivor Biggun.

[raysparx]

you are a treasure pippa along with julie,you make me laugh, I am sitting here on my own laughing like a dinlo,the wife has gone out for a meal, so I have to fend for myself, keep the ruskie talking and i'll go round the back and see if theres a way in, Keep smiling, xx

[sexyrussian]

No I do not know any of them.In fact I have never met a Russian lesbian in my life.This si what I mean .I am trying to be nice but all the time there is this nastiness about me.How do you expect me to be nice if I get this all the time?

[Pippa68]

Huh???

[raysparx]

have a lookski in the mirror, hey presto, a russian Lessi

if you have a fiddle with your fanny in front of the mirror film it & send me a copy please, do you know a man called tuga mikokoff, he's a russian pudden puller,don't know if he is olympic champ though!!

[Pippa68]

Ray you are a scream! I am dying here..

[raysparx]

Come out,come out wherever you are, have you gone diving for the very rare russian Muff ? be carefull they bite, also make sure you make an appointment with the dentist for a haircut! Short,back and sides miss? or just a trim for the weekend,?