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CplJones | 01:28 Sat 11th Oct 2008 | ChatterBank
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I think you should all leave johny rambo alone
he is a great guy and true friend to many.
I could tell you stories that would have your hair
standing on end, but i don't like too.
Well there was one time me , john and harry was stuck
separated from our platoon and we had another 350 miles
to go, no food , a little water and harry had broke his leg
which johny had strapped up for him. Johny carried his and
Harry's backpack. Hardly able to walk and desperate for
some food , John made us some soup from nettles and moss
and a few grubs.The soup warmed us up and we got some
sleep. While we slept Johny kept watch and made sure we
were safe. The next day we started out again after Johny
had made us some nettle tea. After a few miles we came
across a british tank, the driver sat on top crying. Johny
went over to see what was wrong. The tank driver
explained that he could not start the engine because of a
flat battery. Johny said cheer up mate, get back inside
and stick it in neutral . Me too weak from lack of food and
Harry with his broken leg were unable to help. Johny
started to push, gritting his teeth and with his big broad
smile he grunted , he huffed and he puffed and then the
tank started slowly to move forward.after a few yards
Johny shouted kick it in gear.Amazingly after a puff
of smoke out of the big exhaust the engine burst into
life. The driver jumped up out of the top of the tank
and thanked Johny for his help.He explained that he
had left his wallet back at base and he had no food
or water with him on his tank. He said the only thing
he has is this mars bar which he was saving for his tea.
Johny said no problem mate , you keep that for yourself
we would be ok.As the tank went on it's way north into battle,
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dont think i'll be able to sleep tonight
knobs u aint funny. Well yea u are.
Jesus jonesy

thats amazing


did he have his moustache then ?



and are there any more tales of his bravery ??

Sob !!

ziggy hows it going lmfao thought you had been zapped into cyber space :)
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i may put a little tale on about our expidition at the noth pole
where he save many lives.
ziggy watch the bowow its gone a bit mental

HRT is kicking in


lol
legomanic stop being a t0sspot ffs
you post sh!t about babybow she slings it back DTH
As i said zigg watch it the hrt patches are full strength and the lack of iner relationships with the opposite sex have led to a dryness in the poonanny region which manifests itself in being a bit of an asss



did that help ?


lol
legomanicreefyboyt0sspoto been a long time for you hun LMFAO
Lol not as long as you hun.
i know

sad bint


back in ur school days


lol




dry your eyes

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