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Any First Date Horror Stories?
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I once went on a date and met the guy in a bar he suggested. I asked for a cider and he came back from the bar with...2 coffees. He then proceeded to lecture me on the evils of drink. He had a small tattoo on the inside of his wrist -WWJD. When he told me it stood for What Would Jesus Do, I decided to scarper.
(apologies to a nervous Evian lol)
(apologies to a nervous Evian lol)
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I once went on a first date for a pub lunch. Everything was going well, and then the food I arrived. Whereupon I stood up, screamed and knocked my drink all over the new boyfriend. Because there was a spider on my plate and I feckin' hate spiders. Except it wasn't. It was the stalky leafy bit from a tomato. I didn't see new boyfriend again.
I once went on a first date with a chap. We sat in this really old pub and all of a sudden his whole body went into some sort of spasm. I ignored it. about 10 minutes later it happened again. Still being a police young lady, I ignored it. After the third time I'm thinking "Poor chap, he obviously has some sort of muscular disorder, but all the same its a bit weird". It happened a few more times, until eventually he says "I'm sure you must have noticed the muscle spasms I am having". "Yes", I say "thinking, oh how brave, he's going to tell me what's wrong now". "Anyway", he continues "this is a very old pub and it has a number of spirits in it, the muscle spasms are caused by the spirits passing into my aura".
I managed to make it to the ladies before I almost wet myself laughing.
I managed to make it to the ladies before I almost wet myself laughing.
On another date I was dressed to kill and had on my FM stilleto heels. I went to the loo and aware he was watching me on the way back, I sachayed in my sexiest manner. The effect was totally ruined by the fact I had a piece of toilet paper attached to one heel and was dragging the whole toilet roll across the room
Ha ha! Jesus wouldn't have come back with coffee - he was very fond of wine!
A friend once begged me to make up a foursome by going on a blind date with her boyfriend's mate, and under pressure, I eventually agreed. What a disaster! He was only about 5ft 2in - and fat - and brainless ....
Not to be rude, I stayed the course ..... but I didn't see him again. :o/
A friend once begged me to make up a foursome by going on a blind date with her boyfriend's mate, and under pressure, I eventually agreed. What a disaster! He was only about 5ft 2in - and fat - and brainless ....
Not to be rude, I stayed the course ..... but I didn't see him again. :o/
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