Stupid Comment of The Day

[mrs_overall]

My phone has just rung and when I answered it, it was one of youngest Junior O's friends. I can never recognize his friends as the are all at the age when their voices are breaking - squeaky one minute and a booming bass the next. This lad said he would ring later and hung up without giving his name.
I shouted to Junior O (in the shed mending a scooter) that one of his friends had just phoned and his reply was "What did he look like?"
He must have got his brains from his dad's side of the family!

[shoota]

Ah kids, who'd have 'em?

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Psybbo]

Well, what did he look like?

[mrs_overall]

sibton, dont start! lol

[Zacs-Master]

Are you sure you said phoned and not called?

[mrs_overall]

Zacs, I am not in my dotage yet!

[ttfn]

Ermmm - how would one know that - for sure?

[mrs_overall]

ttfn, because I know what day and date it is without having to think about it.
And I know that Winston Churchill is the prime minister

[ttfn]

Where's Baldwin?

[askyourgran]

Thats the sort of think Mr ask says. I usually describe the voice, old.... could be gay......or young sounded nice....educated.

[ttfn]

My gay neighbour cut my side of the hedge this week. I sent him a thank you email, to which he has replied 'That's ok Missus, I will trim your bush any day'.

Please don't ban me Ed, I can forward the email by way of proof ...

[mrs_overall]

I was at a "do" in the pub last night and the crowd were mostly gay with a handful of burlesque dancers and a couple of transvestites thrown in.
It was a jolly good night that was marred after I'd been chatting to a transvestive (6ft 7" tall, hands like shovels, an Adams apple like a tennis ball and hairy shoulders) and a stray tourist asked me if we were sisters!!!!!!

[ttfn]

'Stray' or 'Now Deceased' tourist?

thuddddddddddddddd

[mrs_overall]

ttfn, it's not often I am stuck for words but I could hardly shout "do I look like a bloody transvestite?" when I was surrounded by them, could I?

[Psybbo]

Ladyboy?

[askyourgran]

some of the ladyboys in Mrs o's local are seriously wierd sibton. I've met the 6'odd one with the ping pong ball adams apple. He usually wears a basque and fishnet tights, if it's the same one.

[Zacs-Master]

As for stupid comments, I was sat in the office this morning with the window open and my colleague asked what's that bird. I said if you listen it's telling you. It was a cuckoo!

[mrs_overall]

ayg the one I think you are talking about always wears mini skirts, fishnets and has long dreadlocks

[mrs_overall]

Very good Zacs

[askyourgran]

I think that was the one mrs o, can't remember the hair except it was very black. Nice people though.