Still on the subject of turds.. (sorry)

[Bbbananas]

Myself and Keith are debating this morning, why is it, when one dumps a huge great load - the most heavyweight of turds, that you step on the scales & you haven't lost any weight? (In fact, bizarrely, Keith says that he usually puts some on...).

I mean, after my morning, I'd have thought I'd have lost at least 3 lbs. But, nothing.

Why is that?

This is a scientific question by the way. All answers will be considered, logged and put on a spreadsheet.... (there's a joke in there somewhere if you say it right....)

[snags]

At least 3lbs? That's the same as a bag and a half of sugar isn't it? Heavy.

[Bbbananas]

oh yes.

(Peanut butter curry...avoid it)

[logic]

yeah, spotted that one,

Spread sheet.

[Bbbananas]

I was going to say a sample survey....

Hey - you missed 'log' Log.

[logic]

DUH, :-(((

[Bbbananas]

I did apologise at the very first chance I got...

But it is an interesting question don't you think? I have often pondered on it, and to find out that Keith does also, came as quite a relief.

[logic]

OH dear, yet again,
pondered,
Relief.

I'm gonna dump this thread and go for a walk.
Bye f nar.

[Ankou]

because all the fats nutrients and juicy goodness are absorbed by the body. the poop is the waste by product that is mostly water, with some dead bacteria, some fiber and, if its a floater - plenty of gas from you not parping enough.

i was in the white hart on saturday salla. there was a bird sat on the back edge of the sofa. she was a bit tipsey and fell back on to the seat.....but ...... she had no nick nicks on, so i thought of you.

[Bbbananas]

Err. thanks for that ankou. I think.

Not the White Hart in Boston....? OMG, I didn't think anyone had witnessed that little backflip.

[Ankou]

yep by bridge.

[Bbbananas]

Well I never.... my daughter was in there saturday night. (She always wears knickers. Very very brief, not much more than a bit of string really... but covers the required amount). You may well have been eyeing her up, she's beautiful (Takes after her mum....)

[Ankou]

well if that is true, then it could be true.

[Bbbananas]

It's true that she was in there, it's true that she's beautiful. Anything else is debatable :-)

[Ankou]

the eyeing up bit is probably a certainty.

[Ankou]

well its going down the pan now

[trickythetipster]

Ive noticed that a lot of people here have a potty mouth, so my top tip for you is to take your minds out of the toilet.