I'm taking the bull by the horns & finally up for it.

[Nurse.Gladys]

I was recommended this site by a friend of a friend - but up until now have not dared contributed - just observed. What a funny lot you are!

I was warned that newbies can be abused, pilloried and bullied relentlessly - so please be gentle with me.

I've decided the time has come. I'm Nurse Gladys and I'm open all hours. Pleased you meet you all.

[Ankou]

the pleasure is all yours.

[GINGER BIRD]

well hi there

[dot.haukes]

This post is about 2 years old

[logic]

what are your qualifications nurse gladys,?

As a nurse I mean.

[Sqad]

Hoooooooooww is your mmmmmmmother today Gladys?

Granville, ggggo and busy yerself whilst I attend to the nurses ttttttt troubles.

[ummmm]

What do you mean Dot?

[Nurse.Gladys]

Err, dot - I only registered recently.
Vibra - yes I was warned about you! I do indeed have quite an impressive rack so I've been told. I thought they meant my plate rack.

[Nurse.Gladys]

This is what I was told:
to be wary of an ageing Lothario surgeon, a circular vibrator, a demented Messiah and a know-it-all who calls himself no-knowledge whatsoever.

that I would like a jogger who thinks she;s a seagull, a barmaid who has never served behind a bar and a rude banana.

From today's posts, that looks about a correct summing up.

[dot.haukes]

I mean it looks very familiar, the whole OP, even the name lol

[Sqad]

Oi Gladys....cut out the "ageing" bit.

[Bbbananas]

Nurse Gladys - hello.
I can tell you're new - you're already arousing suspicion - as well as arousing sqad and vibra :-)

[dot.haukes]

lol don't give up the day job

[puma86]

Be wary of the Boys!! hehe

sqad was mean to me :o(

[Daniela36]

Who has told you all this? Whos is your friend who recommended you to this site?

You seem familiar though, and I am with Dot on this one.

Do you have an Auntie Agnes by any chance?

[Nurse.Gladys]

My friend who recommended this site does not actually come on it herself and I don't think she'd appreciate her name mentioned. Its her friend who comes on here - but I dont know her username. I think she is another observer who has tried to make contributions but was scared off!!

I think I mgight go the same way.

[cazzz1975]

why would your friend recommend a site that she feels intimidated by to her friend?

[Ankou]

its all a bit groundhog day isnit.
can't you come up with sumfink new ?

[puma86]

seems odd!!

[Nurse.Gladys]

because they know I like a challenge.

I must admit, I expected a grilling but not the third degree.