Hello peeps...oooaarrrr!!!

[imhotep]

Oooooooooooooaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!
I cut me grass on me two lawns today,and raked the both of them. I smells like a bit o' hay now....oooaaaarrrrr!!
I also chopped down part of a tree as well....ooooaaaarrr!!
Oooooaaarrr... it be a nice evening too,a bit cloudy but dry....ooaaarrr...but they say it may be raining 'morrow...oooaarr!!
Oh well,at least I did me bit o' gardening,that's all that matters....ooaarrr.I really did a fine bit o'gardening today.
Anyways,hello peeeeps!!!
How are you all this evening?
Hope you are all well!

I've got just one question to think about........
What lies within the Queen's personal handbag I wonder? It makes you think,as she always seems to carry it around with her on excursions here, there and everywhere....so what is your suggestion that could be in her handbag?Hmmm.

[sara3]

a spare pair of knickers.

[Naomicorlett]

Gin, gin and yet more gin.

[joggerjayne]

A small vibrator on a keyring.

[carrot99]

WD40 and a little screwdriver set from a christmas cracker

[tamborine]

Phillips viagra

[mrs.chappie]

A wee corgi.

[caththecrazy]

it's empty apart from one thing and she carrries it sdo when she's bored with the person she's talking to she moves it slightly and her lady in waiting comes to rescue her

[dot.haukes]

mobile
lippy
tesco club card
16 paracetamol
house keys
dog chews
hanky
crown

[mightyWBA]

Nuclear missile codes and the Racing Post

[imhotep]

Oooh good answers already,and I think I've got my own.....
By the way ROFL @ Mrs C/Tambo's and JJ's answer.....still LOL

Here is mine....lipstick which is normal..and

[Jan1957]

A taser in case Charles gets too eager.

[sara3]

Tena pads

[imhotep]

What's inside the Queen's handbag???
The video is below....
Enjoy......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vmppK1qlpvek

Queens handbag

[imhotep]

ROFL @ Jan's,sara's ,and mightyWBA's answer.

Good answers from dot and cath as well...

[imhotep]

I wonder if she has a credit card with her.Hmmm,you never know.Or,perhaps she has someone else who does the shopping for her...
I can just imagine what she would say if someone handed her a �10 note."I say Phillip,what does one do with these things?And, why is my face stuck on the front of it?
Does one use it for toilet paper perhaps,although one would think it a bit on the rough side,don't you agree?"
Hee,hee!!

[joggerjayne]

Just watched the clip.

dot was close !!!!!!



Seagull

[caththecrazy]

it is so true about her moving her handbag

[imhotep]

with a puzzling look
Hmmm,why do you call yourself Seagull JJ???

[Naomicorlett]

She is prob like my daughter who managed to forget her pin number in Topshop today only to miraculously remember it after muggins paid for her new jumper..... "OhI say One has simply disremembered One's pin number!!"

[imhotep]

I am really,really curious to know JJ.

I think I did notice on one comment the other night that you had Seagull on it as well.Hmmm..